So I spent the whole week planning an all-vegan birthday BBQ for my downstairs neighbor . . . and come party time, she announces she's on some kind of spiritual cleanse! Fine by me, I thought--starve yourself. But would you believe the bitch put away 5 mango dacquiris before the night was over?
Somebody's gettin an El Porton gift certificate next year.
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