Saturday, March 8, 2008

Whey Dogs Out the Ying-Yang

So I spent the whole week planning an all-vegan birthday BBQ for my downstairs neighbor . . . and come party time, she announces she's on some kind of spiritual cleanse!  Fine by me, I thought--starve yourself.  But would you believe the bitch put away 5 mango dacquiris before the night was over?  

Somebody's gettin an El Porton gift certificate next year.

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